I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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