I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Vodka?
Forever.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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