just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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