he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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