i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm too high and old for this...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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