listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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