I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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