She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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