check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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