I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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