And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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