More tranny stories later!
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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