yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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