drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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