No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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