You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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