so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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