The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he puts the penis in happiness.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
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