do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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