Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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