I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's not a walk of shame if you run
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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