i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize