I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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