You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
