Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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