thus making me awesome and them whores
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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