Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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