my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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