i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Your dad touched me again.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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