Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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