I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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