Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
