You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
accomplished twins. life is a go
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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