We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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