just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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