we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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