If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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