I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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