K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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