Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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