Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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