I seem to have left my pride at pride
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
