I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
