I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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