Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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