maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.