My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Randomize
