Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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