I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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