I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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