So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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