She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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