He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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