# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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