There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
